Category: Politics
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BIDEN TO RUN IN 2040 AS A HEAD IN A JAR
In breaking news, Biden has held a press conference announcing he’ll be running in the 2040 election. In a truely bizzare turn of events, Biden who wasn’t really tipped to live out the presidency he did serve announced he will be running as the first-ever “Head in a Jar” Candidate. The Biden to run an…
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JAKE PAUL TO TAKE ON DONALD TRUMP
Once again, YouTuber-turned-boxer Jake Paul was making headlines by picking fights with old men he probably can’t win. This time the fast mouthed but slow witted boxer, has challenged former and future President Donald Trump. At 78, does Donald trump have a chance against Jake Paul? The Don says: “I am the greatest fighter of…
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JOE BIDEN SET TO REPRISE HIS ROLE IN DELIVERANCE 2
Now that he’s got a lot more free time, Former president “Sleepy” Joe Biden is announced he’s going to reprise his role in as the creepy kid in the movie Deliverance 2. Reports say he’s been getting his banjo skills back to the elite level displayed in the movie. The movie Deliverance, originally filmed in…
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KEVIN RUDD SUBJECT TO BIZZARE BUTT KISSING RITUAL
Former Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has found himself in a wee bit of trouble of late when confronted by members of the the underground “Stone cutters cult”. Rudd’s worst fears as former Prime Minister of Australia, current American Ambassador and outspoken Trump basher have now come home to roost. The reason for the ceremony?…
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DONALD TRUMP VOWS TO REMOVE ILLEGAL ALIENS
Dozens of Repitilians have converged on the White House in response to incoming president, Donald Trump’s motion to rid America of illegal aliens. Group spokesman for the Reptilians, Blothar the Bezerker spoke out saying “It’s not fair, we’ve been here for thousands of years. It’s not like we’re taking the menial or manual labour jobs…