Joe Biden’s Freedom Awards January 4, 2025 | New York City President Joe Biden took the time out to sniff the hair… oops, I mean award the Presidential Medal of Freedom—the nation’s…
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FEDERAL RESERVE FACES PONZI SCHEME CHARGES
In a move that left economists scratching their heads and late-night comedians rubbing their hands with glee, the Federal Reserve faces Ponzi scheme charges launched by local conspiracy enthusiast and part-time kombucha…
NETANYAHU ACCUSES ALBANESE OF RACISM
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu accuses Albanese of Racism. In a bizzare twist Netanyahu recently took time out from his busy schedule of slaughtering and displacing Palestinians in genocidal numbers to essentially…
DONALD TRUMP WINS EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
At the McDonald’s on Fifth Avenue, Donald J. Trump, wearing the iconic golden arches cap, stood beaming as the manager handed him the coveted “Employee of the Month” plaque. What started as…
PARDON ME?
Pardon Me? I hear you saying. Sometimes the real news is even stranger than the shit posted on this blog. and this is one of those times 🙁 In an absolutely stunning…
KAMALA HARRIS DEMANDS REFUNDS FROM CELEBRITIES
Latest news from the political scene as Kamala Harris demands refunds from celebrities she’s paid to endorse her campaign. Especially bigger ticket celebrities like Oprah (to whom it’s reported she’s paid between…
BIDEN TO RUN IN 2040 AS A HEAD IN A JAR
In breaking news, Biden has held a press conference announcing he’ll be running in the 2040 election. In a truely bizzare turn of events, Biden who wasn’t really tipped to live out…
JAKE PAUL TO TAKE ON DONALD TRUMP
Once again, YouTuber-turned-boxer Jake Paul was making headlines by picking fights with old men he probably can’t win. This time the fast mouthed but slow witted boxer, has challenged former and future…
JOE BIDEN SET TO REPRISE HIS ROLE IN DELIVERANCE 2
Now that he’s got a lot more free time, Former president “Sleepy” Joe Biden is announced he’s going to reprise his role in as the creepy kid in the movie Deliverance 2….
KEVIN RUDD SUBJECT TO BIZZARE BUTT KISSING RITUAL
Former Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has found himself in a wee bit of trouble of late when confronted by members of the the underground “Stone cutters cult”. Rudd’s worst fears as…