Once again, YouTuber-turned-boxer Jake Paul was making headlines by picking fights with old men he probably can’t win. This time the fast mouthed but slow witted boxer, has challenged former and future President Donald Trump.
At 78, does Donald trump have a chance against Jake Paul? The Don says: “I am the greatest fighter of all time. The greatest fighter in the history of all fighters. A genius fighter. Did you see what I did to Kamilah Harris?” “I’ll make Jake poop his pants like Biden!”
Ok this one really has the potential to become the fight of the century (assuming of course JP isn’t killed by Tyson first). The proposed bout, titled “The greatest ever Showdown in the history of showdowns this Century,” has now become the subject of debates, late-night talk show jokes, and suprisingly high pay TV bids (and thanks to this website a whole heap of internet piss-taking). Over the last few days both men posted their training routines online. Jake uploaded intense sparring sessions with his trainers, showing his commitment to landing a knockout. Trump, on the other hand, posted videos of himself shadowboxing, eating a triple cheeseburger and remarking “I’ll grab him by the pussy”
The Fight will of course be broadcast on fox / Sky news. For those that doubt the Trumpsters ability to throw down with the big dogs, check the video below in which the Don takes down Wrestling boss Vince McMahon!
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