In a solemn and heartfelt address to the nation, The Kamala Harris defeat speech took some surprising turns when Harris took to the podium to reflect on her defeat in the last…
Month: November 2024
MICHAEL JACKSON SPOTTED ALIVE AND WELL IN AUSTRALIAN SUPERMARKET
The King of Pop, Michael Jackson, is the subject of a bizarre new claim: Global pop sensation of the 70s thru to the 2000s Michael Jackson spotted alive and well in Australian…
THE REAL WINNER OF THE TYSON V JAKE PAUL FIGHT
Sydney Thomas, the 20-year-old ring girl from the recent Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul fight, has appeared to become the real winner of the Tyson v Jake Paul fight. Thomas the rather…
ART THE CLOWN TALKS ABOUT WALL STREET
On Halloween, Wall Street’s usual hustle had a twist of eerie anticipation. The crowd waited anxiously, knowing the closing bell would be rung by none other than Art the Clown. For those…
DEPARTMENT OF GOVERNMENT EFFICIENCY (DOGE)
In a bold move to transform the federal bureaucracy, former President Donald Trump has announced plans to create a new agency known as the Department of Government Efficiency. The goal of this…
BIDEN TO RUN IN 2040 AS A HEAD IN A JAR
In breaking news, Biden has held a press conference announcing he’ll be running in the 2040 election. In a truely bizzare turn of events, Biden who wasn’t really tipped to live out…
ZUCKERBERG ANNOUNCES HE IS META-SEXUAL
Zuckerberg took the stage in his usual casual attire—gray t-shirt, jeans, and an air of meticulous control. With a slightly nervous smile, he began to explain. “For years, I’ve been searching for…
JAKE PAUL TO TAKE ON DONALD TRUMP
Once again, YouTuber-turned-boxer Jake Paul was making headlines by picking fights with old men he probably can’t win. This time the fast mouthed but slow witted boxer, has challenged former and future…
JOE BIDEN SET TO REPRISE HIS ROLE IN DELIVERANCE 2
Now that he’s got a lot more free time, Former president “Sleepy” Joe Biden is announced he’s going to reprise his role in as the creepy kid in the movie Deliverance 2….
NEW TIKTOK PAGE
Ok, we’ve gone and set up a tiktok page so if any of you are using that and want to follow us that’d be great! Head on over to http://www.tiktok.com/@nationalinquisition and give…