Pardon Me? I hear you saying. Sometimes the real news is even stranger than the shit posted on this blog. and this is one of those times š In an absolutely stunning…
OZZY OSBOURNES DNA
Ozzy Osbourneās DNA: Unveiling the Genetic Secrets of the Prince of Darkness Ozzy Osbourne, the legendary rock star and “Prince of Darkness,” is known for his wild antics, incredible career with Black…
HOT CHICK TOPS ONLY FANS CHARTS
This true masterpiece of culinary artistry this hot chick tops only fans charts, in great style, with punters going wild over her. With perfectly golden, crispy skin, an alluring glaze of honey…
KAMALA HARRIS DEMANDS REFUNDS FROM CELEBRITIES
Latest news from the political scene as Kamala Harris demands refunds from celebrities she’s paid to endorse her campaign. Especially bigger ticket celebrities like Oprah (to whom it’s reported she’s paid between…
KAMALA HARRIS DEFEAT SPEECH
In a solemn and heartfelt address to the nation, The Kamala Harris defeat speech took some surprising turns when Harris took to the podium to reflect on her defeat in the last…
MICHAEL JACKSON SPOTTED ALIVE AND WELL IN AUSTRALIAN SUPERMARKET
The King of Pop, Michael Jackson, is the subject of a bizarre new claim: Global pop sensation of the 70s thru to the 2000s Michael Jackson spotted alive and well in Australian…
THE REAL WINNER OF THE TYSON V JAKE PAUL FIGHT
Sydney Thomas, the 20-year-old ring girl from the recent Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul fight, has appeared to become the real winner of the Tyson v Jake Paul fight. Thomas the rather…
ART THE CLOWN TALKS ABOUT WALL STREET
On Halloween, Wall Street’s usual hustle had a twist of eerie anticipation. The crowd waited anxiously, knowing the closing bell would be rung by none other than Art the Clown. For those…
DEPARTMENT OF GOVERNMENT EFFICIENCY (DOGE)
In a bold move to transform the federal bureaucracy, former President Donald Trump has announced plans to create a new agency known as the Department of Government Efficiency. The goal of this…
BIDEN TO RUN IN 2040 AS A HEAD IN A JAR
In breaking news, Biden has held a press conference announcing he’ll be running in the 2040 election. In a truely bizzare turn of events, Biden who wasn’t really tipped to live out…