Trump Declares War on Soggy Sips In a brave move to tackle the bigger issues President Trump has signed off on an executive order that could (*Cough*) be one of the biggest…
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SHOULD ALL HAND SIGNALS BE BANNED AFTER ELON MUSK “NAZI” SALUTE?
Breaking: Government Considers Banning All Hand Signals Following Elon Musk’s “Alleged” Nazi Salute Washington, D.C. – In what experts are calling the most radical cultural shift since the invention of jazz hands,…
BIDEN NOW SPONSORED BY DEPEND
Breaking: President Biden Signs Full-Flush Sponsorship Deal with Depend Adult Diapers Washington, D.C. – In a groundbreaking move that’s making waves in both politics and plumbing, President Joe Biden has inked an…
LUIGI ARRESTED ON MURDER CHARGES
This Just in: Luigi the famed plumber of mushroom land has been charged with the assassination of Brian Thrombosis, CEO of United Health Scare Inc. — the biggest pharmaceutical conglomerate across both…
KAMALA HARRIS DEFEAT SPEECH
In a solemn and heartfelt address to the nation, The Kamala Harris defeat speech took some surprising turns when Harris took to the podium to reflect on her defeat in the last…
MICHAEL JACKSON SPOTTED ALIVE AND WELL IN AUSTRALIAN SUPERMARKET
The King of Pop, Michael Jackson, is the subject of a bizarre new claim: Global pop sensation of the 70s thru to the 2000s Michael Jackson spotted alive and well in Australian…
ART THE CLOWN TALKS ABOUT WALL STREET
On Halloween, Wall Street’s usual hustle had a twist of eerie anticipation. The crowd waited anxiously, knowing the closing bell would be rung by none other than Art the Clown. For those…
DEPARTMENT OF GOVERNMENT EFFICIENCY (DOGE)
In a bold move to transform the federal bureaucracy, former President Donald Trump has announced plans to create a new agency known as the Department of Government Efficiency. The goal of this…
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