Former Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has found himself in a wee bit of trouble of late when confronted by members of the the underground “Stone cutters cult”. Rudd’s worst fears as former Prime Minister of Australia, current American Ambassador and outspoken Trump basher have now come home to roost.
The reason for the ceremony? To apologize, and grovel in front of the secret assembly, for comments he had once made against the former (and now current) U.S. President, Donald Trump. Rudd had long been outspoken about international policies, often critiquing Trump on matters of diplomacy, climate, and ethics. Yet he hadn’t expected that the words escaping from his fast moving mouth would one day bring him to this eerie, ceremony of repentance.
Members of the secret society, donned in hooded robes circled Rudd as he stood in the center, the solemn silence broken only by the hum of a low, resonant chant. Bizzare occult chants were heard when a figure at the front, cloaked in ancient regalia and distinguished by an intricate, golden emblem, stepped forward. In a booming voice, he declared, “Tonight, Kevin Michael Rudd, you must make good for your words against the most exalted one.”
Rudd held strong before the arcane society was informed he would have to kiss the butt of shame for his transgressions to Trump or loose his cushy job. Rudd was then led away into a secret catacomb. It was not made clear whether the ritual was purely ceremonial or if indeed President elect, Trump presented his butt for kissing. Rudd appeared visibly shaken after emerging from the back room ceremony. His only comment was that was that he would have faced an “unholy paddlin.” if he did not comply. The dimly lit stares from beneath the hoods bore down on him. Rudd eventually nodded and spoke: “I apologize for my words Lord Trump.”
As he uttered his public apology to the congregation it was noted Rudd emerged from the stone hall stone eyed, as if he’d seen things no mortal man was meant to see.
Rudd was heard to utter “I’ll keep my mouth shut from now on”.
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