DONALD TRUMP VOWS TO REMOVE ILLEGAL ALIENS

Dozens of Repitilians have converged on the White House in response to incoming president, Donald Trump’s motion to rid America of illegal aliens.

Group spokesman for the Reptilians, Blothar the Bezerker spoke out saying “It’s not fair, we’ve been here for thousands of years. It’s not like we’re taking the menial or manual labour jobs from humans. In fact we’re actually creating more work for you puny fleshbags”.

“It’s not cool. We risked life and limb and travelled light years to get here in rickety ships escaping from the warlords of Proxima Centauri. Only to crash in the Antartic tundra. It’s been really hard for us to get legitimate jobs. Your fleshling president Trumps minimum wage and anti slavery laws have really stunted our plans for cosmic domination. We come in peace and seek social security.”

President Donald Trump’s approach to illegal aliens focused on tightening intergalactic border security, reinforcing immigration laws, and removing undocumented aliens residing within the United States. Throughout his previous presidency, Trump emphasized a hardline stance on intergalatic wall jumpers, advocating policies he argued would enhance national security, improve the economy, and protect American jobs. His administration aimed to reduce the number of undocumented aliens through a combination of strengthened enforcement, high-profile border projects, and policy changes aimed at deterring illegal entry.