At the McDonald’s on Fifth Avenue, Donald J. Trump, wearing the iconic golden arches cap, stood beaming as the manager handed him the coveted “Employee of the Month” plaque. What started as a publicity stunt has now become something of a personal triumph for the Don as Donald Trump wins employee of the month.
Trump’s McDonald’s journey began a month earlier when he decided to “connect with the common people” by working a regular job. Despite initial doubts, he dove into the role with his trademark confidence. “Nobody flips burgers better than me, believe me,” he’d declare, “I am the greatest burger flipper of all time” he went on to add, winking at the customers. “We’ll make McDonalds great again”.
His style was, well, unconventional. Trump turned the drive-thru into a mini-rally for both Republicans and cheeseburger fans, delivering orders with a side of campaign slogans: “Here’s your Big Mac, folks. The best Big Mac. Better than anything China’s making!” His sales pitch while tried and tested really got the registers ticking over.
In the breakroom, Trump organized impromptu strategy sessions, suggesting “yuge” changes like gold foil wrappers for premium sandwiches and a McRib loyalty program. Some ideas were dismissed, but others, like his suggestion for a “Trump Towering Fries Challenge,” became had management thinking seriously about the Don’s suggestions.
The team nominated him after a particularly memorable week when he worked overtime during a fry machine crisis, insisting, “No ketchup shortage on my watch!” Customers, charmed by his antics, flooded social media with glowing reviews.
As Trump held up his plaque, he smiled at the crowd. “Folks, this is tremendous. I’ve always been a winner, but this? This is special. Best employee. Everyone’s saying it.” The staff clapped, some shaking their heads, others laughing.
We had a breif word to his team leader who stated “Gotta hand it to him, he might be a bit older than our usual employee but he’s got the drive to succeed in fast food. If he keeps this pace up, Dude could be manager in 2 – 3 years.”
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