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Month: December 2024
NETANYAHU ACCUSES ALBANESE OF RACISM
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu accuses Albanese of Racism. In a bizzare twist Netanyahu recently took time out from his busy schedule of slaughtering and displacing Palestinians in genocidal numbers to essentially…
DONALD TRUMP WINS EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
At the McDonald’s on Fifth Avenue, Donald J. Trump, wearing the iconic golden arches cap, stood beaming as the manager handed him the coveted “Employee of the Month” plaque. What started as…
HAWK TUAH GIRL
We all know Haliey Welch, famously known as the “Hawk Tuah Girl,” is obviously rather talented in at least one area, nobody has been denying that. As it turns out Hailey is…
PARDON ME?
Pardon Me? I hear you saying. Sometimes the real news is even stranger than the shit posted on this blog. and this is one of those times 🙁 In an absolutely stunning…
OZZY OSBOURNES DNA
Ozzy Osbourne’s DNA: Unveiling the Genetic Secrets of the Prince of Darkness Ozzy Osbourne, the legendary rock star and “Prince of Darkness,” is known for his wild antics, incredible career with Black…
HOT CHICK TOPS ONLY FANS CHARTS
This true masterpiece of culinary artistry this hot chick tops only fans charts, in great style, with punters going wild over her. With perfectly golden, crispy skin, an alluring glaze of honey…
KAMALA HARRIS DEMANDS REFUNDS FROM CELEBRITIES
Latest news from the political scene as Kamala Harris demands refunds from celebrities she’s paid to endorse her campaign. Especially bigger ticket celebrities like Oprah (to whom it’s reported she’s paid between…